Side Dish 1: This Onion Hack Does Not Work
This onion hack does not work.
PSA: DO NOT Try this Onion Hack
Before you go off and buy a meat mallet, please DO NOT try this popular onion hack by @scubeskitchen.
It's as real as me putting flour, water, salt, yeast, tomato sauce, mozzarella and basil into a ziplock bag, pounding it to smithereens and pulling out a Margherita pizza.
It's fun to watch, but you Fancies are better than this.
Instead, use your meat mallet for something like Chicken Parmasean (recipe below for subscribers)